naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done


This is the funniest fucking shit I’ve EVER SEEN

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

This is the funniest fucking shit I’ve EVER SEEN

when my bf and i moved into our first apartment i was really impulsive (still am) and wanted to put something up on the wall IMMEDIATELY so i went outside and found a nice rock to play hammer. fast forward 2+ years later and i have used this rock to put up literally everything in all my apartments and don’t plan on buying a hammer any time soon

when my bf and i moved into our first apartment i was really impulsive (still am) and wanted to put something up on the wall IMMEDIATELY so i went outside and found a nice rock to play hammer. fast forward 2+ years later and i have used this rock to put up literally everything in all my apartments and don’t plan on buying a hammer any time soon