I love finding mushrooms on my walks!
i have decided that his name is oatmeal
i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done
This is the funniest fucking shit I’ve EVER SEEN
omg ive seen this photo before but never as aN ANIMATED SNOWING GIF MY godjjsjekrjrnfn
is the song actually good or am i just too far up their asses
when my bf and i moved into our first apartment i was really impulsive (still am) and wanted to put something up on the wall IMMEDIATELY so i went outside and found a nice rock to play hammer. fast forward 2+ years later and i have used this rock to put up literally everything in all my apartments and don’t plan on buying a hammer any time soon